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Jan 08 2003

H4xor’s lord’s pr4y3r

Posted by: Christopher in Personal

I don’t have a source for this, but I found it amusing.

Blasphemous, but cute.

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Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur
base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just
like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z,
and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack
when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz
when they act lame on us. Please don’t give us root
access on some poor d00d’z box when we’re too pissed
off to think about what’s right and wrong, and if you
could keep the f3i off our backs, we’d appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0×3n 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 8th, 2003 at 12:50 pm and is filed under Personal. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

5 Responses to “H4xor’s lord’s pr4y3r”

1. #1 Anonymous says:
   April 10th, 2003 at 5:55 pm

   your a moron

2. #2 Anonymous says:
   April 11th, 2003 at 8:10 am

   I’m pretty sure it’s “you’re a moron”.

   Moron.

3. #3 bob says:
   July 19th, 2003 at 10:43 am

   actually it’s

   ur a baboon u maroon

4. #4 Anonymous says:
   July 29th, 2003 at 12:55 pm

   gawd, how lame

5. #5 l33t says:
   May 23rd, 2004 at 10:08 pm

   j00 r 4ll l4m3

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