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January 08, 2003

H4xor's lord's pr4y3r

I don't have a source for this, but I found it amusing.

Blasphemous, but cute.

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Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur
base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just
like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z,
and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack
when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz
when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root
access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed
off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you
could keep the f3i off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3n 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

Posted by Christopher at January 8, 2003 12:50 PM | TrackBack

Comments

your a moron

Posted by: at April 10, 2003 05:55 PM

I'm pretty sure it's "you're a moron".

Moron.

Posted by: at April 11, 2003 08:10 AM

actually it's

ur a baboon u maroon

Posted by: bob at July 19, 2003 10:43 AM

gawd, how lame

Posted by: at July 29, 2003 12:55 PM

j00 r 4ll l4m3

Posted by: l33t at May 23, 2004 10:08 PM

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XO - Elliott Smith

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Hail to the Thief - Radiohead

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Gladiator Sndtrk - Hans Zimmer

I was looking for a new piece of music to test out my new Etymotic ER-4S headphones, and this came highly recommended. Many people have commented on the harmony between the action and score in the open war scene, and unlike some soundtracks, this one stands on its on very proudly. The dynamics are astounding.

Elephant - White Stripes

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Document - REM

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Carmina Burana - Shaw Version - Carl Orff

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