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August 04, 2003

Google me this...

A long, long time ago, back before AltaVista became an advertising-infested popup-fest (which incidentally was before it became the stripped-down, boring, but somehow still advertisting-infested shithole is is today) there was a really cool feature that showed the last X number of keyword searches completed.

I found something similar on AllTheWeb.

There, you'll find some run-of-the-mill searches:

drug rehab san diego
shaved wholesale soil treatment (?)
ping golf clubs
breast augmentation revision procedures in orange county
chin augmentation procedures in los angeles (amazing how much plastic surgery those cali girls are getting, no?)
ried knifes (sic)
nfl picks
video (nice, well defined one there)


....and some that are rather strange:

midget boys fastball championships 2003
stick figure fighting
pride fc
teen feet
lewis j.c. 1986 itbs cogat
infeccion orina
adolf hitler nude
space parasite
tiffany taylor rugby


...and some that just defy explination:

womans shaving head massager
poogle ranger edge mayo
dogg montres prince
liberty x-holding on for you free download song now
strategic human killing joke (they make those?)
chicken pox mattress pollen
nude frog pictures

Did that last guy have so much trouble finding nude frog pics that he had to search AllTheWeb for them?

"All of these frogs are clothed! Where are the nude frog pics, goddamnit!", he snorted before firing up alltheweb.com to satiate his thirst for hot, nude amphibians.

Posted by Christopher at August 4, 2003 05:37 PM

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