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January 15, 2004
The Bible -- IRC style
If you've ever spent any amount of time on IRC, this is some incredibly hilarious shit. What would the Bible look like if it was an IRC chat room? Well...here is a sample.
* Jehova has joined #Eden
<Jehova> Now, let's make that man.
* Jehova models some dust and clay
* Jehova breaths in the nostrils
<Jehova> That should do the trick
* Adam has joined #Eden
<Adam> w00tt
<Jehova> quiet
<Jehova> listen up, adam
<Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
<Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
<Adam> k, dude, relax
<Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
* Bunch_of_animals has joined #Eden
<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden
* Serpent has joined #Eden
<Serpent> Pssst! he said you can't eat the fruit?
<Eve> Yeah, so?
<Serpent> lol, u wont die, eat a fruit!
* Eve munches
<Eve> You eat too, Adam, or I won't go down on you
<Adam> mmm-kay
* Adam munches
<Adam> OMFG WERE NEKKID!!!1
<Eve> NOOO, WTF!
<Adam> I feel so drrrty
<Serpent> lmao
* Jehova has joined #Eden
<Jehova> what have you done?
<Eve> it was the serpent!
<Jehova> Serpent, schmerpent!
<Adam> really!
* Jehova sets mode: -v Serpent
<Jehova> fs
* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com
* Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!"
* Flamingsword has joined #Eden
* Jehova has left IRC (signed off)
The project's home page is located at http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/
Thanks to Jason Brodman for bringing it to my attention.
Posted by Christopher at January 15, 2004 04:17 PM
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Comments
LOL.
Awesome twist on the creation of life!
I am SERIOUSLY going to post this site on mine.
Cheers!
Posted by: Aidan at January 18, 2004 02:13 PM
YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING BIBLE BASHING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: FATCAT at January 22, 2004 08:58 AM
The fucking sad lot that started this conversation of
are bunch of Donkey Fucker CUNTS!!!!!
Posted by: fatcat at January 23, 2004 08:30 AM
OMG HI2U
Posted by: Shad0w at May 25, 2004 07:14 PM
Nice blog, just wanted to say I found you through Google
Posted by: Jordan at August 8, 2004 05:23 PM