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This is one of the funniest clips I’ve ever seen. Even funnier if you’re a tech guy and understand all of the stuff he’s doing as he is talking. 10 minutes, but totally worth watching all the way to the end.

Remember — there is no arrange icons by penis.

A phenomenally stupid 17-year-old on a church field trip was decapitated by a roller coaster after climbing two different 6-foot tall safety fences at Six Flags over Georgia. Friends say he stood on top of a sign that read “Danger, don’t go in there or you’ll get decapitated by a roller coaster” to boost himself over the barrier.

Police will not release the teen’s name until an autopsy is complete.

Likely cause of death: decapitation by a roller coaster.

Back in the day, 18 years ago or so, I had a 1988 Suzuki GSXR-1100. Custom exhaust, big-bore pistons, oh how I miss that thing. Sure, it nearly killed me once but it was such a blast to ride. Well the bike didn’t nearly kill me, *I* nearly killed myself while riding — fell asleep on it and nearly ran into the back of an 18-wheeler on the way back home after visiting Beth, my ex-fiancee. I got married shortly thereafter and the bike went away. I guess for that reason I equate bikes with youth and freedom and irresponsibility and awesomeness. My biking days are over as I’m too old and slow to trust myself on something that powerful anymore. Which is why I’m living vicariously through my boss.

He has somehow managed to talk his wife into letting him buy a bike. He’s looking at a 2008 Honda CBR1000RR. Top speed around 185mph.

Here’s what 0-185 looks like on a CBR– watch the digital display hit 299kph (185mph) at the 0:44 mark.

Holy shit that’s fast. I must have been out of my mind to ride something even remotely that fast when I was younger.

Then I started thinking. Well, if the CBR looks fast, what about the Hayabusa? From my limited research, it seems that the Busa is the current reigning baddest-ass bike around at the moment. So I dug up this video– 0-220mph on a Busa. Notice he doesn’t get on it until about 50mph, and when he does, the front wheel comes off the ground and doesn’t drop down til around 140.

As best I can tell, that’s 50-100pmh in about 3 seconds, and 50-220mph in about 20 seconds.

o.O

And then I saw this one. Evidently the guy above was dogging it or something, b/c this bike seems a ton faster, going from 80-170mph in about 4 seconds.

wtf. How can something move that fast?

From The Advocate

Deputies arrest man in bizarre break-in

Sheriff’s deputies arrested a man accused of breaking into a the house of neighbor who returned home at 5 a.m. Sunday to allegedly find him masturbating on her couch while watching the movie “Legends of the Fall,” an affidavit of probable cause says.

The woman text-messaged a male friend who arrived and told the intruder to leave, the affidavit says.

Police later that day questioned Jason Dylan Jones, 30, 17428 Deer Lake Ave., at his home and then booked him into Parish Prison on counts of unauthorized entry into an inhabited dwelling and simple rape from an earlier incident, booking records show.