Jun
20
2008
Man breaks into neighbor’s house, engages in hand-to-gland combat while watching “Legends of the Fall”
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Deputies arrest man in bizarre break-in
Sheriff’s deputies arrested a man accused of breaking into a the house of neighbor who returned home at 5 a.m. Sunday to allegedly find him masturbating on her couch while watching the movie “Legends of the Fall,” an affidavit of probable cause says.
The woman text-messaged a male friend who arrived and told the intruder to leave, the affidavit says.
Police later that day questioned Jason Dylan Jones, 30, 17428 Deer Lake Ave., at his home and then booked him into Parish Prison on counts of unauthorized entry into an inhabited dwelling and simple rape from an earlier incident, booking records show.