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Christopher is a 38 year old married father of two from Baton Rouge, LA. He earned a B.S. in Computer Science from Southeastern Louisiana University in 1997, and an MBA from LSU in 2000.

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Jun 14 2008

News reporting: more dangerous than you think

Posted by: Christopher in Dying in a coutry ass fucked-up town, Killer flying attack lizards, Pollen, Shit flying in my mouth, Humor, TV reporters getting owned by cockroaches, Personal

Weatherman vs. cockroach

Oh my gaaaaaad! Ahhhhuhhghrumphhpp! This is what just happened, that thing was crawling on my leg!

Reporter gets fly in his mouth, switches from straight-laced reporter mode to “omfg dude wtf lolz” mode in 3 seconds (NSFW language)

The fuck is that?? Shit! I’m dying in this fuckin’ country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flying in my mouth. The fuck, I can’t see. Pollen.

Killer flying attack lizard
(watch for the lizard at 0:13)

Scawwtht gahhh geee git goooh!! What the– Get this thing off me man!!